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 Thursday, February 14, 2008
A note from girlpants

Having surprised wifey by coming home early (you'll doubtless hear about this soon), I really wasn't sure what to say, when...

I woke up on valentine's day and was given something wrapped in red tissue paper... it was pink... a bit rubbery/latex like...  had a label which read...

Luv a...



...Duck!

Well I found it funny!
2/14/2008 9:56:58 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Comments [4]   Poking Fun
 Wednesday, February 13, 2008

You would think that the lovely, long, big box that was delivered to my office this morning may have been an early delivery of roses as the other half had accidently booked himself away on business for the entirety of valentines. This lovely box was delivered to my room, all securely wrapped and lo and behold, when I opened it I found…

A sodding grout gun! Har blooming har!

He’s dead.

2/13/2008 5:29:44 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Comments [4]   Poking Fun... | Rants!
 Monday, February 11, 2008
Chinese New Year last week co-incided with another event. It was Father's 74th birthday.



which meant that Sunday was cake day.

The Sundays closest to the birthdays are always cake day. This weekend, we'll be eating cake again for Girlpants big day but in the meanwhile, the tacky pink musical candle topped the chocolate mountain that the rug rats had made whilst father beamed and regaled the table with stories of nostalgia.
Including the aged old story involving the elderly neighbour who spent thousands trying to stop the family from building an extension on the roof of the house.

Mother - Well he was really elderly

Father - Not that old - only a few years older than I am now.

Mother - But you have to forgive and forget - after all. People do tend to go dolahley at that age.

Silence? All I could hear was the tinny sound of a musical candle with the batteries winding slowly down. And the sniggers of the children...
2/11/2008 8:17:58 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Comments [4]   Poking Fun
 Thursday, February 07, 2008
Gong Xi Fa Cai


It's the year of the rat, and to celebrate, big fat munter cat brought in a gift for us which is now lodged under the washing machine. Big fat munter mouse was so fat that big fat munter cat was able to take her time and wobble up to catch it. God only knows how she managed to drag it through the cat flap. However due to it's girth, the mouse is now lodged under the drum of the machine until we can prize the cats away to save the rodent. And all in the spirit of the New Year.

The great thing about Chinese New Year is celebrating with the food and family. Chow mein, Peking Duck, prawn crackers... - just typing about it is making my mouth water even though the dishes I experience and love to indulge in over here are nothing compared to the food that the extended family will be tucking into. But with our favourite Chinese take out being closed on because of the New Year 4705, I'm hoping that Girlpants will stop eyeing up the bottom of the washing machine, allowing me time to break out the fish and chips.
2/7/2008 8:38:26 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Comments [5]   Food | Poking Fun
 Sunday, January 27, 2008

Whilst the drag back to work was harsh in the first week, it's slowly getting back to normal. I say normal - each morning the cats are are waiting patiently at the foot of the bed, pawing at my nose to get up and feed them (although you would think two meals and biscuits would be enough for any furball). Girlpants pulls the pillow further over his head and rolls deeper into the duvet like a human sausage roll, whilst my feet are suddenly snapped into the cold as my half is usurped.

And most mornings, I really do not want to get out of bed.

I find myself lying in for 30 minutes (after putting the alarm a little but extra early) and dream of my school days or even that time last year when I was working four days a week, looking forward to that bank holiday weekend which slowly creeps forward. My Friday's off meant that that morning was lie in, a lazy day where I could catch up on the housework, do the shopping and then have a little time for me. It was the day of the week when my cats actually preferred me to Girlpants, when I could preen myself to my hearts content, away from male prying eyes so that my appearance seemed effortless, or even when I could dawdle and browse around town at my leisure - something Girlpants hates as all shopping must have a purpose.

Since having an extortionate amount of time off for the yueltide festivities, each weekend seems so short as we try to cram as much as possible into 48 hours. First priority is sleep. Catch up time is a must as it's early to bed on a Friday to cram as many zzz's in a possible. And then the weekend shop followed by the DIY in the doldrums continue, saving enough money by working on it ourselves so that I can half Nelson Girlpants into letting me have those sexy granite worktops. And then before you know it, it's Sunday night and that dvd you've been meaning to watch since Christmas still lies unopened on the side. Why is it when you go back to work after time off, you always need another holiday?? Or the need to create a plethora of excuses to get the man out of the house for some time to me and to exfoliate my legs?

1/27/2008 11:07:08 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Comments [9]   Poking Fun
 Thursday, January 10, 2008
Why is it that the first week back at work sinks slowly into the deep deep aches of your bones? Whilst the first two days were manic, it has become increasingly more difficult to leave my duvet induced coma first thing in the morning, throwing me back to faded memories of minor tantrums before primary school.

I'm not against work. In fact I love my job which admittedly not many people can say. No day is the same and different things need to be done each day. But it is difficult to get your brain back into work mode when you can't remember any of your passwords nor some of the more obvious names of your closest colleagues. So it's not the work per se but the getting back to into working mode and hauling ass out of before before 7am each morning. A very early 7am in the morning.

On the plus side, Girlpants also has to get out of bed at the same time. After all, if I have to suffer getting up in the darkness and then returning home in the same, then so bloody well has he. After all, I did come and mop his poorly brow on the numerous occassions of man flu last year. The man owes. Question is, can I milk it for breakfast in bed or a cup of tea? My moneys on the latter

1/10/2008 9:47:58 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Comments [4]   Goss

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