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 Monday, July 10, 2006

Because they are humans too. Go on. Find a random hoodie type peep on the street and give them a good old squeeze. It's not that they're hiding their face in a sweat ridden hooded top for any no good reason in this weather. They're just mis-understood.

And then after you've enfolded them for England, be indulgent about the black eye and 25 stiches you have gained as your reward for understanding embrace.

7/10/2006 2:06:19 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)  #    Comments [0]   News | Poking Fun

Too shagged tired to blog - so I'll leave you with conundrums that were whirling around my dreams last night:

  • Do fish get thirsty?
  • Why is monosyllabic so long?
  • Has anybody actually killed two birds with one stone?
  • Who gets the reward money if the criminal turns himself in?
  • If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
7/10/2006 9:47:56 AM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)  #    Comments [0]   Poking Fun
 Sunday, July 09, 2006

Just saw Markos for the first time. He was so excited to see me, that he weed and pooed himself.

7/9/2006 10:21:10 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)  #    Comments [0]   Poking Fun

It's had been a busy day, with conference stuff that I have been roped into (how?), delegates and new father of the baby coming into the office to get some peace work done. When finally, we managed to kick our shoes off and sit on the sofa for our Doctor Who fest, including finale.

So it was only a minor set back when we doubled checked and found that TiVo, the reliable, had recorded all of the episodes bar one - the impossible planet. Gah! There would be another 2 day wait before I see the clash of Darleks -v- Cybermen.

grrrrrrr!

7/9/2006 10:24:47 AM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)  #    Comments [0]   Cult TV
 Saturday, July 08, 2006

That cats love playing. It's their favourite thing to do bar eating and sleeping. They have a habit of jumping through the cat flap and racing around the house and pawing at the back patio door to be let in. And then the cycle starts again. They love having their bellies rubbed and jumping in the bed at 6 in the morning, wet, soggy and covered in twigs and seeds. And they love hunting.

Rhubarb the fat hunts stale moudly bread. She's very brave. And feathers. Never forget the feathers as she tries to claim that she grabbed them off the back of a passing eagle. She'll strop if you don't praise her. In complete opposite, Custard, the dirty stop out, hunts things. Dead mice, live mice - she even brought in a dead Robin which made me cry and shat on Christmas. Last night, it was a live mouse. A stupidly fat large mouse.

Because she caught him three times.

Three times she came in and three times we ran around the living room - Girlpants to catch and wifey with the dettol. I held the cats back by cunningly locking the cat flap and Girlpants released the rodent and we refused to let the animals out for a while. Fast forward ten minutes later, and once again, Custard comes triumphantly in. With mouse and tell tale marks of capture on it's tail. Only this time, it's under the sofa. Joy! We go through the capture, hold back and detol experience, then settle on the sofa again, as it is late. Fast forward another ten minutes later, and it all starts again. With the same mouse! This time, Girlpants trudged to the back of the square to the fields as I disinfected for England so the cats wouldn't find it. Shattered, we both went to bed.

Whilst Rhubarb stayed in the dry, watching us all and laughing.

7/8/2006 11:02:44 AM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)  #    Comments [0]   Poking Fun
 Thursday, July 06, 2006

[rant] So Girlpants and I have started to watch a few different series on the box, just to make a difference around the CSI, CSI Miami, CSI NY, Forensic Files and New Yankee Workshop that we have spilling out of our heads and onto the floor.

So we had a look and stared to watch

Why, why, why? What is wrong with these people in the big seats!!? Have we started so now we can't finish? Can they not see that when something is critically acclaimed and has a cult following, then it's a good thing. Maybe even something to resurrect, like:

          • Futurama - cancelled but rumoured to be returning 2008
          • Family Guy - cancelled, then reinstated 
          • Doctor Who - cancelled after the Americans tried to work it, now back!

It really drives me mad that you start to get onto a good thing and then it dies an early premature death. Fox cancelled Family Guy AND Futurama but kept The Simpson thing limping into the everleasting and deary sunset. Where's the next season of Black Books? The long promised Red Dwarf the movie? Or Futurama the movie?? And did you really have to quit on Green Wing? The least they could do is let people know when they cancel series instead of them sliding by the wayside and hoping no-one will notice.

Gah! It's enough to make your teeth ache.

Thank God for South Park, thats all I can say..!!

[/rant]

7/6/2006 11:51:52 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)  #    Comments [0]   Cult TV | Rants!
 Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Markos!

At 2.8kilos (thats 7.5lbs to us!) - 2.55 this morning and without epidural at that!!

Well done Maria!

7/5/2006 11:51:24 AM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)  #    Comments [0]   News | Soppy

BBC Breakfast News - Can you comment on John Prescotts being reported to the parliamentary watchdog?

Patricia Hewitt - He did nothing wrong

BBC Breakfast News - He met with a man who had clear intents of profiting from a Government contact.

Patricia Hewitt - Job Prescott said at the weekend, and reiterated many times, that he was working within guidelines, doing nothing wrong. As indeed we all do.

Not a precise transcript but what I can remember and you get the gist. All I can say was that I was chortling into my toast whilst next to me, all I could hear was Girlpants...

"PAH!"

7/5/2006 9:07:38 AM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)  #    Comments [0]   News
 Monday, July 03, 2006

England are out, the car flags are at half mast, the carnage of Izzy's 5th birthday is over and I am on my third rocket lolly...

Yum yum yum!

It's currently 27.7°C in the H-D household today. The cats are being dirty stop outs and I am on my third, thats right people! third job application of the day! Get me! Well - it's either that or rehoovering the floors. Again.

Girlpants has a conference next week and after that, he's taking me on holiday. To Belgium. Admittedly, when he said he would take me away as a reward for working so hard on my course, I kinda had this

in mind.

Ho hum! Needless to say, Girlpants is on a jolly and I am accompanying. I am looking forward to it though! Eurostar over, then firstly to Leuvan, where no doubt we will stagger around our tour of the local brewery, then onto Antwerp and the final destination of Brussels, where we will be staying in a beautiful art deco hotel.

Belguim chocolates - cannae wait!

7/3/2006 4:13:27 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)  #    Comments [1]   Goss | Poking Fun

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