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 Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Once upon a time last year, Girlpants and I went to Emperor Tropicals to look around. The store was hot, cramped and pokey, but they had many many fish to look at. Girlpants asked me which fishies I wanted and within an hour, we left, happily with two silver sharks, several blue neons, a bullied angel fish in need of TLC and four tiny baby clown loaches.

Within a week however, the neons had been murdered by the top floating catfish and the baby loaches had died of fright. Except one. Three weeks later, we noticed one survived. And we called him Larry.

Larry was a survivor - he had tank smarts that helped him to hide with the bigger clown loaches within the wood and the plants, far far away from the bigger fish. And he slowly grew in size and confidence, happily playing with the bigger clowns around the tank in a game of chase early in the mornings. And we always kept and eye out for him, taking extra care to make sure some choice flakes of food made it close to his hiding place.

But now I'm sad - my little Larry left us tonight to the bigger fishtank in the sky. BUt what a better and bigger fishtank it will be...

Night night Larry. Every time I look at the orchid I buried you under, I'll think of you.

1/10/2006 8:27:31 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Comments [2]   Sombre
 Monday, January 09, 2006

I did have a grand plan.

But with the amount of work they have doled out within one week, am now radically rethinking whether to

        • Finish course (as they will charge me beer tokens if I don't)
        • Get job
        • Get life
        • Find that the job market out there is dire and think of plan B
        • Actually start to contemplate if Mini Me's may not be such a bad idea despite the sanctity of the womb.

I now have three research projects (one ongoing) and five assignments to complete by Febuary. Hopeless? Maybe. But Girlpants has offered to wear his official Girlpants outfit (tights included) to cheer me up. So there is some laughter and joy at the end of the day. Right after I psychologically question him about his choice of attire. And ask him to get out of my tights...

1/9/2006 8:11:41 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Comments [0]   Poking Fun
 Sunday, January 08, 2006

But extremely talkative after taking two of Girlpants colleagues on a magical mystery tour of the mouth of Ply so they could dwell on the areas in which they would like to buy a house. Needless to say that they are now extremely disillusioned - so much so that we invited them for dinner where Girlpants bollocked me for how much alcohol I was pouring into the tiramasu (thats right people! made from scratch!) and so I solaced myself with a LIIT. Needless to say, the drinking carried on throughout the evening.

My sister made a comment this morning - apparently, when I'm drunk, you can't shut me up. I call friends and family from miles around and talk about generic dribble that only people that truly love me can nod to and pretend to understand. And last night, I was dribbling for three hours straight. I called the mother-in-law, both sisters, my mother and by a sheer chance, managed to misdial Germany (hello Ed!) which is a slight blessing given our last phonebill.

I think that I may start ribena month early this year. Right after I cut my head off.

1/8/2006 7:54:10 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Comments [2]   Poking Fun
 Thursday, January 05, 2006

I only turned over for a laugh but both Girlpants and I are horribly horribly addicted already. Especially seeing the HUGE welcome Michael got.

I sense a TiVo season pass coming up. Admittedly we are very very sad.

1/5/2006 9:33:26 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Comments [0]   Cult TV
 Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Bloody Orange!

For all those we haven't as of yet got in touch with since the New Year, we would like to belatedly wish you a happy 2006. We both sent texts, however someone mentioned this morning that they hadn;t received anything from us in the last four days. Indignant, erstwhile mobiles were checked which revealed that between two of us, all but one msg failed. Nice to know you can rely on your provider, especially as they didn't try to resend.

Just to let you know that we haven't forgotten you and will try to be in touch soon. As soon as we scour online for a new contract.

Urgh...

1/3/2006 6:34:44 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Comments [0]   News | Rants!

Today should have been my first day back at college. Unfortunately, my imbibing yesterday meant that I slept through both alarms and eventually woke up for my 9am lecture at 11:45.

When a girl needs to sleep - & fight for duvet, then you just can't stop her...

1/3/2006 6:24:53 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Comments [0]   Poking Fun
 Monday, January 02, 2006

I recieved a call from a lady who was pulling out her hair by roots today, and so, like the selfishless person that I am, I met Zoe & Andy for drinky poos.

I say them both, but I mean Zoe. Andy and Girlpants flew a kite and Zoe & I drank. And I had a great afternoon. We quoffed. We drank. We laughed.

And I was persuaded to post my blog for comments

:o)

1/2/2006 7:09:01 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Comments [2]   Poking Fun

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