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A thirty-something not over the hill yet girl, who you’ll find is kicking and screaming and dragging her heels up it
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Has yet to find her niche in the career ladder - is currently wandering her way through the study wilderness to become CSI Janner
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Married – but apparently still sexy
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Opinionated
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Talkative – but that is nothing compared to the sisters
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Lived in Japan for two and a half years – previous to that, lived four years in London
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German friends dyed my hair blonde one night when drunk - it went ginger.
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My father didn’t recognise me at the airport when I returned from Japan
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Met my husband by slating him via email
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Girlpants gave the parents a pair of wooden buffalo off e-bay for asking their daughters hand in marriage - bought for a fiver of e-bay. He got a bloody bargain!
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I never used to eat dessert before meeting Girlpants
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Girlpants loves my cooking
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The facts above explains my arse
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I love white wine. And red wine, and rosé. I'm a wine snob with a budget
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Favourite wine is Châteauneuf-du-Pape 1990 (Domaine du Vieux Telegraphie), £55 a pop!
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Have suffered from tinnitus ever since a school bus driver closed the bus doors on my head
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Have a scar on my left leg from a once-glazed door frame
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Officially have three cats but only live with two – the parents kept the other as ransom
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Am an irritable arse if I am too hot
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Ditto if not enough sleep
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Sufferer of slight paranoia
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Wear glasses but on occasion am too vain so wear contacts 4 years out of date
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Would love plastic surgery (breast reduction and liposuction)
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I once weighed my chest
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Each year, I swear not to watch Big Brother, but each year, I fail
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At school, I hated science and exams
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I used to be in the Brownies but the Guides didn’t want me
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I grew up in the town I now live
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I hate horror movies and hide behind the sofa on thrillers
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I was told in my early 20's that I probably wouldn't be able to either conceive or carry a child to term, so we were somewhat flabbergasted in Jan 08
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I hate marmite
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I no longer do meme's so please don't tag me...