About Me – For Busy Peeps

• A thirty-something not over the hill yet girl, who you’ll find is kicking and screaming and dragging her heels up it
• Has yet to find her niche in the career ladder - is currently wandering her way through the study wilderness to become CSI Janner
• Married – but apparently still sexy
• Opinionated
• Talkative – but that is nothing compared to the sisters
• Lived in Japan for two and a half years – previous to that, lived four years in London
• German friends dyed my hair blonde one night when drunk - it went ginger.
• My father didn’t recognise me at the airport when I returned from Japan
• Met my husband by slating him via email
• He truly earnt his nickname
• Girlpants gave the parents a pair of wooden buffalo off e-bay for asking their daughters hand in marriage - bought for a fiver of e-bay. He got a bloody bargain!
• I never used to eat dessert before meeting Girlpants
• Girlpants loves my cooking
• The facts above explains my arse
• I love white wine. And red wine, and rosé. I'm a wine snob with a budget
• Favourite wine is Châteauneuf-du-Pape 1990 (Domaine du Vieux Telegraphie), £55 a pop!
• Have suffered from tinnitus ever since a school bus driver closed the bus doors on my head
• Have a scar on my left leg from a once-glazed door frame
• Officially have three cats but only live with two – the parents kept the other as ransom
• Am an irritable arse if I am too hot
• Ditto if not enough sleep
• Sufferer of slight paranoia
• Wear glasses but on occasion am too vain so wear contacts 4 years out of date
• Would love plastic surgery (breast reduction and liposuction)
• I once weighed my chest
• Each year, I swear not to watch Big Brother, but each year, I fail
• At school, I hated science and exams
• I used to be in the Brownies but the Guides didn’t want me
• I grew up in the town I now live
• I hate horror movies and hide behind the sofa on thrillers
• I was told in my early 20's that I probably wouldn't be able to either conceive or carry a child to term, so we were somewhat flabbergasted in Jan 08
• I hate marmite
• I no longer do meme's so please don't tag me...