Memo to self: next time el parentos go on tour

1. Make sure they take mobile

2. Ensure they've updated family on bills

3. Interrogate them on the vague possibility that the house is falling down

4. Make bloody sure that they tell you the EXACT day they are due back, not the day they fly out.

I did think that it was today - silly stupid me. Only another 24hours to go. Excuse me whilst I hack cough up a lung in anticipation.